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posted by Clare Dudman at 4:01 pm
I wouldn't eat it.
Dear Mr Gorilla, Thank you so much for coming over here from the Congo. No. bananas are much more nutritious - except if you happen to be a sparrow.
You have some appetizing looking bird seed there. Looks like trail mix. All you need to add is some M&Ms.
Glad you think so too Mary! Ha, if I added M&Ms I'd definitely not be able to resist it!
O dear... are you dieting in order to make room for the extra few pounds that you would put on at this time of year, thus ending up in January back at the weight you normally inhabit pre-Christmas?
Yes, that's about it - although my so-called 'diet' doesn't really amount to anything much beyond a vague desire to be a little slimmer.
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I wouldn't eat it.
Dear Mr Gorilla, Thank you so much for coming over here from the Congo. No. bananas are much more nutritious - except if you happen to be a sparrow.
You have some appetizing looking bird seed there. Looks like trail mix. All you need to add is some M&Ms.
Glad you think so too Mary! Ha, if I added M&Ms I'd definitely not be able to resist it!
O dear... are you dieting in order to make room for the extra few pounds that you would put on at this time of year, thus ending up in January back at the weight you normally inhabit pre-Christmas?
Yes, that's about it - although my so-called 'diet' doesn't really amount to anything much beyond a vague desire to be a little slimmer.
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