For Valentine's Day I refer you to...

Newsbiscuit!

My 'one-liner' makes the front page of Newsbiscuit!

Just that, really...

I am leaping around with joy (pathetic, isn't it?).

Newsbiscuit Book

I have mentioned a few times on this blog how much I love the satirical news-site, Newsbiscuit. I have been a fan from the day it started, making tiny contributions from time to time, but mainly cheering on from the side-line - so it is with great delight that I unexpectedly received the first Newsbiscuit book through the post this morning... and consequently feel the need to pose beside it in front of my computer.


Even the back is funny...


I don't even care that I've heard them before, in fact it somehow increases the pleasure.

So I now have Christmas day completely mapped out. Get up, make dinner, eat dinner and then retire to my shed to read ISLE OF WIGHT TO GET CEEFAX then maybe a little Sebald and also look at these Time Life photos mentioned on Petrona a couple of weeks ago. Perfect day. I don't really care if the world (as we know it) is about to end. Just pass me the bottle and leave me in peace.