Our eggs come free-range from a local farmer. Tonight there was much excitement in the Hodmandod household when I cracked open a particularly long pale egg and this landed in the pan...
Anon: BOGOF - very good. No idea who the farmer is - he just sends his kids to the door with half a dozen eggs in a tray.
Once the senior Hodmandods were out leaving Hodmandod minor in charge. According to him the girl is pretty scary. 'D'ya want some eggs?' 'No,' says Hodmandod minor. 'Well you normally have 6.' Which according to Hodmandod Minor was so utterly threatening that he buckled at once and produced the dosh.
Mr Kirk: See what you mean...but no it was just the one at the bottom. Have kept the one-yolked egg at the top for comparative purposes.
Oh and the bacon comes later - from the pig with two skins...
3 Comments:
That's better than a BOGOF! Who is your farmer?
Where's the bacon?
Anon: BOGOF - very good. No idea who the farmer is - he just sends his kids to the door with half a dozen eggs in a tray.
Once the senior Hodmandods were out leaving Hodmandod minor in charge. According to him the girl is pretty scary.
'D'ya want some eggs?'
'No,' says Hodmandod minor.
'Well you normally have 6.'
Which according to Hodmandod Minor was so utterly threatening that he buckled at once and produced the dosh.
Mr Kirk: See what you mean...but no it was just the one at the bottom. Have kept the one-yolked egg at the top for comparative purposes.
Oh and the bacon comes later - from the pig with two skins...
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