Keeper of the Smailes

A good day. After I came home from spinnin' (I am going to grow up in a decade or two) I found a copy of DWELL with my little piece inside it,


then at lunch-time I went to see Caroline Smailes signing her books in Waterstones and took a couple of photographs,

and bought a book...or three.


Since then I have been re-writing the re-writing (a particularly difficult sex scene without mentioning body-parts - because that would seem like cheating, somehow).

Style Tip
Clauses introduced by which, when and where are non-restrictive. They do not define or limit, merely add something. These clauses are parenthetic.
e.g. This sex scene, which comes at the end of the chapter, has been shortened considerably.

New Word
Prurience = having or encouraging an excessive interest in sexual matters.