Dribble of Snail

Thanks to Debra Hamel for bringing news of an essential product: 'Dribble of Snail'. It not only 'attenuate(s) grooves' and eliminates 'scars caused for wounded and burns of first degree' but is 'also demonstrated to be effective to eliminate warts of the skin' (but of course I knew that).

So instead of buying all those expensive skin-care products here is a cheaper and much more effective alternative - induce a snail to dribble.

Now the senior Hodmandods are very good at dribbling: all it takes is a box of Thornton's continental and we are salivating all over the place. I wonder if the same thing would work for snails. I shall buy a box (all in the interests of science you understand), find a few snails hold them over the box and report back...